Thursday, June 05, 2008

I'm just happy to be a corporate whore.

I now officially love my internship.

Yesterday was my second day at Unnamed Big Studio, and much to my glee, we had our first development meeting. Sure, it we were supposed to meet at 11:30, and it didn't actually start until 6, but I was having so much fun in the meeting I didn't notice that it ended well past 8 o'clock at night. Am I weird because I describe meetings as "fun"?

No, I'm weird because I play Dungeons and Dragons, and babble on about the Star Wars: CCG when I'm drunk.

Anyway.

We had 2 pitches for Russian shows that, as it turns out, were both take-offs of a certain mid-nineties show. I had joked about the similarities in my coverage, but my supervisor informed me that in reality they were both attempts to make an updated version of the show that would work for Russian audiences. Hey, so long as they can find an adequate Russian version of Kyle Chandler, I'm game for anything.

Anyway, we spent about an hour or so doing exactly what I love to do: talking about TV. Sure, it was about translated russian pitches, and not actual shows. But as I sat there, talking about how to strengthen the episodic conflicts, ramp up interpersonal tension, and set up season-long story arcs for the shows, I realized that I was loving it. And it felt like the most natural thing in the world.

I'd like to think that it's what a writers room feels like at its best. Arguing about character motivations, complicated plot holes, and even squeezing in a discussion of the most recent LOST finale.

And on top of that, Starbucks called me back on my lunch break. Yes, my caffiene-laden dreams have risen from the ashes, and as of next Thursday, I will sell my newly christened Barista-Soul™ to the corporate hegenomy that is Starbucks Coffee.

Of course my soul is already part-owned by the corporate hegenomy that is Unnamed Big Studio, so they'll have to work out between the two of them which one is my primary corporate pimp.

4 comments:

laura said...

I think saying you've sold your soul is a bit over the top. Temporarily whored it, perhaps, but when you're finished at Starbucks I bet you you'll leave with your soul mostly intact. And maybe with a raging caffeine addiction too!

I'm glad to hear that you're loving your internship so much. It really sounds perfect for you.

Philosophic Bard said...

Having worked for Starbucks for two years, I would have to differ. The only saving grace was (for me) working at an independent coffee shop. Barring that, I'd have ties for all eternity to the Evil Empire that is Starbucks.

And by the way ... I thought you played Magic: The Gathering, yet you refer to SW:CCG as the only CCG. Are you betraying that which you betrayed Star Wars for? Man, are YOU a fickle lover.

btw: I missed your call. I acknowledge you called, and will call back after Wednesday. (I'm getting a new phone! woot)

Matt said...

Well, technically Magic the Gathering is a TRADING Card Game. Star Wars is the only true CUSTOMIZEABLE Card Game (which was a trademark of Decipher).

And actually, Star Trek:CCG was a Customizeable Card Game as well, but I'm conviniently forgetting that right now.

Philosophic Bard said...

fair enough, I suppose.

What was the name of the furry guy whose arm was cut off in the Cantina (ep. IV)?