Sunday, December 25, 2005

Happy(?) Holidays!

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally,

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Partly cloudy with a chance of crazy.

Taken from my Google homepage:
whaaat?

Good heavens, I do believe someone has turned the earth upside down...

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Oh Howie....

Why, oh why, Mr. Mandel? Why did you feel it necessary to rid yourself of those wonderful curls we came to know and love on Bobby's World? Does America REALLY want to see a bald Howie Mandel hosting Deal or No Deal?" (the newest reality-game show on NBC?).

Let the masses now shed a collective tear for the passing of howie mandel's hair.