Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Woah there

Well, first update in a lil over a week. I’m not doing that bad. I’ve done worse, but I’ve done better too. Okay, now on with the post.

AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL CASHIERS, EVERYWHERE

If I hand you a twenty dollar bill, it is not necessary to ask “Is that a twenty?” I mean, do you really expect me to answer? I COULD just say “yeah, dumbass; what does it friggin’ look like?”. Or even better, I could be sarcastic. “No, actually it’s one of those new FIFTEEN dollar bills DISGUISED as a twenty”.

Oh, and while I’m at it: PLEASE, Please, please! Do NOT look at me weird when you charge me 4.64 and I give you a five, two nickels and four pennies. I just want an even amount of change back! I’m not insane, I just want 2 quarters, jerk.

I Bet That Made Aaron Denny Happy

And here’s some more:

Allyson and me decided on a classification system for swear words: There are 5 levels:

Red: The “F” word (in any form)
Orange: The “S” , The “B” word
Yellow: Ass, Bastard
Green: Crap, Freaking (or frickin, or friggin, or any derivative thereof)
Blue: shoot, dangit, Gosh golly gee

See, Yellow is about what they’ll allow on network TV, Orange if it’s primetime or fox, and Red if it’s HBO. As some of you may have guessed, I’m trying to keep mine PG-13 rated, and thus somewhere in the chartreuse area (look it up, retard).

We’ll be back after these messages

Well, I’m officially in the week that I affectionately call “THE WEEK OF HELL”, but most everybody else calls Exams Week.

Personally, I prefer mine.

Anyway, that means less Xanga-ness from me, at least for the time being.

See you on the other side...

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

The Coolest Poem Ever

I’ve found the coolest poem ever:

Stephen Crane (1871-1900)
from War Is Kind (1899)

A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."


Isn't that soo freaking cool?

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Neutrino Emissions

You know what’s fun? Using random Star Trek techno-babble in regular conversation. Observe:

Mom: So, How was your day?

You: Well, the neutrino emissions from the Z-class star penetrated the gamma layer of the experimental systemic triathalizer, causing random photon bursts to pulverize the inner core, triggering the self destruct mechanizm, resulting in a massive chain reaction of all dark matter in the local star system. How do you THINK my day was?